Poor Little Bitch Girl...

January 23, 2012 | 09:11 PM |

OK IS IT JUST ME

or is every “cool” internet-blogger either:

a) too socially awkward for a sexlife/relationship

OR

b) a serial dater with way too many underlying daddyattachment issues*



*not to be a bitch about people with daddy issues or anything.  for the record, everyone thinks/assumes i have daddy issues which, by the way, i do not have, as my father raised me Catholic and takes his marriage with my mother more seriously and thoroughly than my sexual experiences.  not saying it isn’t a subject worthy of major sensitivity.  it’s just kind of easy to point out the bitches with the really fucked-up perception/ideals of relationships.